WTF?

AMF = adios mother fucker
ASAFP = as soon as fucking possible
ATFP = answer the fucking phone
AUFSM = are you fucking shitting me
BAB = big-ass boobs (Vitun isot tissit)
BAMF = bad-ass motherfucker
BFA = buttfuck Africa, bumfuck Africa (Huitsin nevada)
BFD = big fucking deal
BFT = big fucking tits
CBF = can’t be fucked (Ei viitsi vaivautua)
CGAF = couldn’t give a fuck
CRS = can’t remember shit
CSKR = cocksucker
CU46 = see you for sex
DF = dumb fuck
DFWM = don’t fuck with me
DGAF = don’t give a fuck
DGARA = don’t give a rat’s ass
DH = dick head
DYLOS = do you like oral sex?
EMM EFF = motherfucker
EMP = eat my pussy
ESAD = eat shit and die
ESBAM = eat shit and bark at the moon (Ei onnistu. Vastaus kohtuuttomaan pyyntöön)
FA = fuck all
FAH = funny as hell
FA-Q = fuck you
FMB = fuck me bitch
FMH = fuck me hard
FMN = fuck me now
FMQ = fuck me quick
FOL = farting out load
FOS = full of shit
FOYB = fuck off, you bitch
FT = fuck that
FUBAB = fucked up beyond all belief (Aivan uskomattoman pahasti paskana)
FUBAH = fucked up beyond all hope
FUS = fuck yourself
FUYAH = Fuck you, you ass hole
FYAD = fuck you and die
FYFI = for your fucking information (Tiedoksesi vittu)
FYRB = fuck you right back
G2H = go to hell
GAF = good as fuck (Vitun hyvä)
GAFL = get a fucking life
GBIOUA = go blow it out your ass (Haista paska)
GDI = goddamn it
GDILF = granddad I’d like to fuck
GDMFPOS = goddamn motherfucking piece of shit
GFU = general fuck-up
GGF = go get fucked
GILF = grandma I’d like to fuck
GMABJ = give me a blowjob
GMAFB = give me a fucking break
GOYA = get off your ass (Nosta perseesi penkistä)
GSAD = go suck a dick
GSFG = go search fucking google
GSP = get some pussy
GTFH = go to fucking hell
GTFU = grow the fuck up
GTH = go to hell
HBIC = head bitch in charge (Pomotteleva akka)
HFS = holy fucking shit
HLA = hot lesbian action
HLB = horny little bastard
HMFIC = head motherfucker in charge (Pomotteleva kusipää)
HSWM = have sex with me
HY = hell yeah
IAFH = I am fucking hot
IAH = I am horny
IDFC = I don’t fucking care
IDFK = I  don’t fucking know
IDFTS = I don’t fucking think so
IDGAF = I don’t give a fuck
IFHU = I fucking hate you
IFLU = I fucking love you
IGAHP = I’ve got a huge penis
IHNFC = I have no fucking clue
IMFO = in my fucking opinion
IRDGAF = I really don’t give a fuck
ITB = in the butt
IW2FU = I want to fuck you
JFDI = just fucking do it
JFGI = just fucking google it
JFK = just fucking kidding
JFO = just fuck off
JFWY = just fucking with you
KA = kick-ass
KAW = kick ass work
KMA = kiss my ass
LFP = looking for pussy
LHS = let’s have sex
LIGAF = like I give a fuck
LMAO = laughing my ass off
LMAOROF = laughing my ass off rolling on the floor
LMB = lick my balls
LMD = lick my dick
LMFAO = laughing my fucking ass off
LOFL = laugh out fucking loud
LOFLMAO = lying on floor laughing my ass off
MAO = my ass off
MF22F4SX = meet face to face for sex
MFU = military fuck-up (Täydellinen munaus)
MOY = my place or yours?
NFF = not fucking fair
NFI = no fucking idea
NFW = no fucking way
NWTF = now what the fuck
OFN = old fucking news
OMFJ = oh my fucking Jesus
OMGF = oh my god fuck
PIMA = pain in my ass
RFF = really fucking funny
RFN = right fucking now
RIHAD = rot in hell and die
ROFLMAO = rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off
RTFQ = read the fucking question
RWB = rich white bitch
SAMFU = self-adjusting military fuck-up
SAPFU = surpassing all previous fuck-ups
SBS = such bullshit
SD = suck dick
SFH = so fucking hot
SFS = so fucking stupid
SFU = shut the fuck up
SFW = so fucking what
SH = shit happens
SIUYA = shove it up your ass
SLF = sexy little fuck
SMC = suck my cock
SMF = stupid motherfucker
SOOL = shit out of luck
SOS = same old shit
SSDD = same shit, different day
STFM = search the fucking manual
STFU = shut the fuck up
STFW = search the fucking web
STHU = shut the hell up
SUSFU = situation unchanged, still fucked up
SYOA = save your own ass
TBFH = to be fucking honest
TFF = that’s fucking funny
TNA = tits and ass (Pehmoporno)
TOH = typing one-handed (Käyttää näppäimistöä yhdellä kädellä ja masturboida toisella)
TS = talking shit
URSAB = you are such a bitch
WTF = want to fuck
WAFL = what a fucking loser
WGAS = who gives a shit
WHFO = when hell freezes over
WMAO = working my ass off
WTF = what the fuck
WTFAY = who the fuck are you
WTFAYTA = what the fuck are you talking about
WTFIGO = what the fuck is going on?
WTFIT = what the fuck is that
WTFIUP = what the fuck is your problem
WTH = what the hell
WTHAU = who the hell are you
WTHHYB = where the hell have you been
WYA = watch you ass
WYFP = what’s your fucking problem
WYHSWM = would you have sex with me
YASG = you are so gay
YLB = you little bitch
YRSS = you are so sexy
YVFW = you’re very fucking welcome (Ole vitun hyvä)

Lyhenteet kirjasta:  Kate Moore ja Tiina Tuominen: Fucktionary, englannin kielletyt sanat (Gummerus) ilmestyy 26.7.