Portufinnglish

Nonsense description in no specifical language made so personal nobody might understand anyway.

Mieluummin seksiä ylivesimeloni kun sataa värit supermarket .  2

The other day I was talking to a friend who lives up north Finland, in a very beautiful town by the sea. I wondered if I would be arrested if I went swimming with a brazilian bikini and then he said I wouldn't be arrested even if I went to swim naked.

That sounds so fun. It's like, you only go naked here if you're 100% sure that no one will see (and you might not want to do it in Amazon, because of candiru fish (google it ;) . But getting naked in front of our friends or strangers, whatever... it has mostly to do with sex. Even beach bikinis are made to seduce.

Not all girls look like this, but that's the bikini most wanted
Not all girls look like this, but that's the bikini most wanted

We once had a President who tried to rule over a bikini-size law. I swear he put supervisors at beaches. His name was Jânio Quadros and he was little bit crazy and alcoholic, but, who cares? He's dead now.

We can't go naked around... But we can wear the bikinis we want.


Why try?  1

This world makes me sick. It seems the more one tries to please someone, or making things right, the more this one gets despised and F*cked up.

At least I'm sure I am this kind of idiot. Born to live a fairytale: The Huntchback of Notre Dame.

Of course I am the foreveralone stupid fool.

Feeling useless, worthless, miserable. Been like this for a while already. But whatevah.
Feeling useless, worthless, miserable. Been like this for a while already. But whatevah.

Atlantis found.  1

Rainy, rainy, rainy... The big Metropolis is flooded. I have no idea why this happens. I mean: this country's weather have ALWAYS been like this, specially in this part of the country. So, why didn't they build the city with a better draining system?

Don't try to understand Brazilian administration. I'll be fluent in Finnish language way before really figure out how anything works, here.

wet chaos: rush hour in the city with over 14 million people, 7,5 million cars and the worst draining system there is.
wet chaos: rush hour in the city with over 14 million people, 7,5 million cars and the worst draining system there is.