Parasta A-ryhmää.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
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WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
asshole.
WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN !!!
WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your pants.
WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may make your think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung
Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning
and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can´t
remember).
WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead.
WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
WITH you.
WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem
to literally disappear.
WARNING :
The consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
