MURPHY`S LOVE LAWS
-All the good ones are taken.
-If the person isn´t taken,
there´s a reason.
-The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
-Brains x Beauty x Availability=Constant.
This constant is always zero.
-The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
-Money can´t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
-The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
-Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
-Nice guys (girls) finish last.
-The good ones die first
-If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
-Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
-The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
-Nothing improves with age.
-No matter how many times you´ve had it, if it´s offered take it, because it´ll never be quite the same again.
-Sex has no calories.
-Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
-There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
-Sex appeal is 50% what you´ve got and 50% what people think you´ve got.
-No sex with anyone in the same office.
-Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
