huumoria peliin:
Nainen sanoi rakastelusession jälkeen miehellensä:"Noh, Mikä Pojalle nimeksi?" Mies otti kumin pois pisti siihen tiukan solmun ja sanoi "Jos tuosta ulos pääsee niin Macguyver!"
What did the prick say to the balls?
-You guys hang around here, while I go inside
small guy enters an elevator and notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down at him.
"7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown." Hearing this, the small guy faints! The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him.
"What's wrong?"
"Excuse me, but what did you say?"
"7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."
"Thank God. I thought you said, 'turn around.'"
