Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
-David Letterman
Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.
~Victor Hugo~
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.
-Lucille Ball
"If you want trouble... find yourself a redhead."
"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats."
-Mark Twain
“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.”
-Friedrich Nietzsche
"Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience"
-Anonymous Big Al