He´s so gay
He´s very very gay
He´s so gay
And he likes to be that way
With his keys all on the right
He´s into rubber every night
He´s so gay
He´s ALMOST EVERYONE TODAY
He´s okay
He´s got a role he wants to play
He´s okay
He´s just a cowboy for a day
Of course, his evening´s not complete
Without some meat in the seat;
Let´s skate away
Down Santa Monica today
Maybe he wants a little spanking
Maybe he´ll eat a little chain
Maybe his lover should be thanking him
For the way he makes it sprinkle
Into drops of GOLDEN RAIN
He´s so gay
He rules the city in a way
You could say
It´s sorta different today
All the taffeta and chintz
And every Leather Boy´s a PRINCE
Hey hey hey!
Please don´t look the other way
You could be just like him
TOMORROW!
Maybe you´ll get a chance
To borrow
His bouquet
And maybe later...MAYBE LATER
We´ll ALL BE
GAY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!
DO YOU REALLY WANNA HURT ME?
-Frank Zappa-
