Typoamista monella eri kielellä (näitä tarvitset varmasti)
Canonical List of Swearwords:
French (France)
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les flics - pigs (Lit. the police)
manges la merde - eat shit
merde - shit
tu m´emmerdes [tu-mung-MEHRD] - you´re pissing me off
(Lit. you´re shitting on me)
va te faire foutre [vaht-fair-FOOTR] - fuck off/go fuck yourself/stuff it
va chier [vah-she-YEH] - fuck off (Lit. go and shit)
French (Quebec Canada)
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* most religious things are swear words in Quebec
baisez vous - fuck you
bais moi - fuck me
encule - fuck you (anal style)
la nichon - tit
la con - cunt
leche´-moi et saire me renier - lick me and make me cum
mange d´la marde - eat some shit
merde - shit
salope - bitch
tapette - faggot
tu m´emmerdes - fuck you (literally, "you are in my shit")
tu me fais chier - you make me shit
va chier calisse - go shit
va te faire foutre - fuck off/go fuck yourself/stuff it
Russian
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* obviously I cannot write out the Russian characters for these
baltattsya kak govno v prorubi - to be flighty or indecisive (?)
(Lit. to bob like shit in a hole in the ice)
blednoye chudo - flaming asshole (Lit. "pale wonder" - may not be valid)
dermo [der-MO] - shit
govno [guv-NO] - shit
poshol na khui [puh-SHAWL NAH-khooy] - Fuck off (Lit. go onto a dick)
poshol v zhopu [puh-SHAWL VZHO-poo] - Fuck off (Lit. go into an asshole)
tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai - mind your own fucking business
(Lit. you´re not being fucked, so don´t wiggle your ass)
yob tvoyu mat - fuck your mother
Eto tebe tak nuzhno kak pizde budil´nik /AYtah tiBYEH tahk NOOZHNnuh
kahk peezDYEH buDEELnik - You need that like a cunt needs an alarm
clock (The Russian way of saying ´You need that like a fish needs a
bicycle´.)
Luchshe hui v ruke chem pizda na gorizonte /LUCHshe WHOEE vruKYEH chem
peezDAH na goriZONTyeh/ - Better a prick in the hand than a cunt on the
horizon. (The Russian way of saying ´A bird in hand is worth two in the
bush.´)
sooka = bitch
yeah-you-bivneetca = show showing off asshole
peesa = polite penis
per-ee-staan haameetca = stop bitching
paashol v´chorte = go to hell
kooshi govno ee oomree = eat shit and die
ya eemay-you o-chen balshoy jol-ty hoy = I have a big yellow dick (I forgot
how to say purple)
tva-ya mama sa-seet kor-rov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee = You mother sucks cow dicks.
Afrikaans
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Kak [kuk] = the basis of all insults; means shit.
Gaan kak in die mielies = piss off (Lit. go shit in the cornfields.)
Jy´s kak [yays kuk] = you´re shit.
Vok [fok] = fuck (used in times of extreme frustration.)
Moer [moor, rolling the "r"] = No literal translation. Just simly a swear
word. (one of the worst!)
Spanish
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besa mi culo - kiss my ass
caca - shit
chingar (v) - to fuck
!ch´ingate! [ching-a-tay] - fuck you
!ay, chinga! - oh, fuck
!A que la chingada! - oh, shit!
chinge a su madre - go fuck your mother
chinga tu madre - go fuck your mother
chupe mi penga -suck my dick
cojer (v) - to fuck (Mexico)
c´ojete - go fuck yourself (Mexico)
co~no - cunt
decojo - fuck you
guev´on [gway-vone] - big-balls
guey - mule, idiot
Hijo de tu chingada madre - son of a bitch
huevos [we-on] - testicle (Argentina)/faggot (Bolivia)
joder (v) - to fuck until exhaustion
joto - homosexual (Mexico)
leche [lay-chay] - usually, this means milk, however, in the proper
context (i.e. when used as a sentence) it loosely translates to
"I shat in the milk of your mother which you then suckled"
DO NOT say this to a native speaker unless you like to fight, it´s
one of the absolute worst Spanish insults.
mama mi pinga - suck my dick
maricon - asshole/homosexual (Puerto Rico)
maric´on - asshole
merde - shit
mierda [me air duh] - shit
pendeja, pendejo - no translation, an insult (Lit. pubic hair)
pinche - stingy (as in cheap)
playo - homosexual (Costa Rica)
puta, puto - bitch, male bitch (asshole, son-of-a-bitch, whore)
un loca - homosexual (Venezuela: not common)
Italian
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butana - cunt
fungula - fuck
mierde - shit
que catza diche? - what the fuck are you saying?
Portuguese
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foder [fu.dar´] v.t. (regular -ar verb) - to fuck
Present Indicative:
eu fodo (I fuck)
tu fodes (you fuck)
ele/ela fode (he/she fucks)
nos fodemos (we fuck)
vos fodeis (you fuck)
eles/elas fodem (they fuck)
Present Indicative:
fudo
fudas
fuda
fudamos
fudais (formal, c.f. "ye fuck")
fudam
Imperative:
fuda (tu) (intimate)
fude (voce) (casual)
fudemos (nos) (mutual)
fudai (vos) (formal)
fudem (voces) (multiple)
broche - cock sucking
chupa-me a - suck my cock
foda-se - fuck (like when you bang the hammer in your finger)
pica (With an Ccedilla, read as Pissa) - cock
piroca/caralho - cock
puta/cabra - bitch
vai para o caralho - piss off
vai-te foder - fuck you
veado [ve.a.do] n.m. - poofter (Brazil)
German
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das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an - none of your fucking business
(Lit. that concerns you like wet shit)
du verdammter arschficker - you damn assfucker
fick dich - fuck you
fick mich - fuck me
himmel donner wetter - *no translation--very strong curse*
(Lit. heaven thunder weather)
ich moechte mit dir schlafen - I would like to sleep with you
leck mich am arsh - lick my arse (ass if in america)
mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself (Lit. make it with yourself)
scheiBe [shyza] - shit
scheiBkopf [shyzkof] - shithead
willst du mit mir schlafen - will you sleep with me?
Beweg deinen dicken Arsch zur Seite! -- Move your fat ass to the side!
Chinese (Cantonese - Hong Kong)
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* obviously I cannot write out the Chinese characters for these
gan - fuck
due kau neh - fuck you
due lei lo mo - fuck your mother
due lei lo mo...hun ga tzan - fuck your mother ... ??
sigh - shit
tiu nia ma chow hai - fuck your mom´s smelly cunt
tsao - fuck
tsao ni ma - fuck your mother
Chinese (Manderin - China and Taiwan)
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* obviously I cannot write out the Chinese characters for these
chin wo de pigu [cheen woah duh pee-goo] - kiss my ass
gan [gone] - fuck
gan lin lau voo - fuck your mother
gan lin nyah [gone leen nia] - fuck your mother
gan ni lao moo - fuck your mother
gan ni niang - fuck your mother; mother fucker
gosch [goshe w/long o] - shit
lea zi gan yen - ??
ni hao ma? - how are you?
ni shi bai chi - you are an idiot
ni shi hwin dan - you are an asshole
ni shi sai gooa - you are a fool
po gai - go fall in the streets
si lang kow - dead man doggie
ta ma de - fuck your mother
wa tsao - (I) fuck
Indonesian
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* Rule of pronounciation: All words must be pronounced exactly the same like
* Spanish pronounce their words. ie. i must be pronounce (e)qual in English,
* not like (I) am in English
bangsat - bastard
bule - caucasian
cina - Chinese
gila - crazy
gua - I am
isep kontol - blow job
isep kontol gua - suck my dick
kontol - penis
lu - you
memek - vagina
monyet - monkey
ngentot - fuck
ngentot lu - fuck you
ngewe - fucking
pantat - ass
pantat besar - big ass
peler - penis
pentil - nipple
toket - women´s breast
toket besar - big breast
Malaysia
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anak haram - bastard
botoh - ass
cibai - pussy (?)
pantat - ass (Chinese origin)
puki - pussy
puki mak - fuck your mother (also "mother´s cunt")
saya hendak pukimak - I want to fuck your mom
Japanese (apparently the Japanese don´t swear much)
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* obviously I cannot write out the Japanese characters for these
chichi - penis
chikusho - shit/damn
kuso - damn/shit
Kotobate Shimae [Kotobahteh Shimah-eh] - fuck off
Vietnamese
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goo - dick
geeum - pussy
dum [doom] mare may - fuck your mother
lo-de - asshole
Haitian Creole
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dan bounda ou - up your ass
kolan guete maman ou - fuck you (Lit. your mother´s {southern privates})
L´en mede - piss off (Lit. in the shit)
Ou senti caca - you smell like shit
coco, kreck, bobote, guete - pussy
zozo, coq, bwalong, - dick
ti beuf - blowjob (lit. little cow)
Bengali
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baing chood - sister fucker
chood - fuck/fucker
choodmarani - mother fucker
haramjada - bastard
dhon - dick
gud - pussy
khanki/maggi - whore
laewra aga - dickhead
tor bapre choodi - fuck your dad
Yiddish
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schmuck= male genitals (lit. "jewel")
putz= " "
yotz= euphemism for above
sheyne, reyne kappuris--a well-deserved end (lit., "a good, clean
sacrifice")
meshugge=crazy
farmisht= "
farklemt= "
Jamaican
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bumboclot - you are full of shit
teras - your ass
Bavarian
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* pronunciation rules:
* stressed syllable is preceded by ^
* "U" pronounced as in "but"
* word pronounced as literal translation meaning
* Being catholic, Bavarians prefer holy names/words for swearing
Am Orsch leckst mi [Am ^orsh laxed me] - lick my ass/fuck me
Bazi [^bah tsee] - bad dude (could be friendly, too)
Haderlump [^hUderloomp] - wicked, asocial person
Jessasmariandjosef [^yes sirs ^mAryAnd ^yosef] - Jesus, Mary and Joseph
Saupreiss [^sow price] - prussian pig (not being a bavarian)
Zaehfixalleluja [tse ^fix Ulle ^luyA] - crucifix-halleluya/Darn! Dammit!
sacklzementhallelujah -
Lujah -
Lujah, sog I -
Kruzaefix -
Kreizdeifi -
Hokkien
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beo - derogatory means to leer at girls (crude in hokkien)
Gaelic
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pogue mahone - kiss my ass
Finnish
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* ´ae´ is a letter called "´a´ with two dots" pronounced ´a´ as in ´cat´
* ´oe´ is a letter called "´o´ with two dots" pronounced similar to the
* very beginning of a word ´early´
* Otherwise the words are pronounciated as they are written.
vittu - fuck (Lit. cunt) *
perkele/saatana - satan, devil, demon *
helvetti - hell *
(Above words are not a direct insult - the most widely used swear word
in Finnish. Example of a situation in which the word might be
uttered is when one has been hurt. Usually preceded by a word
"voi" which is roughly translated as "oh" in English. "Oh fuck!"
and "Voi vittu!" should be rather close to each other.)
vittupaeae - (Lit. cunthead)
kusipaeae - pisshead
paskiainen - bastard
idiootti - idiot, moron
noertti - nerd, geek
paska - shit
hintti/homo = gay
huora = whore
mulkku = dick
paskahousu = shitpants
pillu = vittu (cunt)
suksi vittuun - fuck off (Lit. ski into a cunt)
heitae, homo, volttia - go jump in a lake
Maentti. (a w dotts) = Jerk
Paessi. (a w dotts) (direct=goat) = Jerk/stupid
Jumaltauta. There is no translation for this in English
but it´s used kuje vittu, perkele.
You can´t insult others with this. Use it
like perkele (devil) and helvetti (hell)
Perse. = Ass.
Persereikae. (a w dotts) = asshole. (reikae=hole)
You can call someone as:
´Puusilmae´ (a w dotts) Direct translation would be
something like Wood Eye.:-)
I know it doesn´t make any "sence"
but it has got meaning of insult.
Nuija = (direct would be club) = jerk
Those words above are the main ´building blocks´ of insulting sentences.
You can do combinations or write multiple words after each other. For example,
"Idiootti paskiainen" and "Vitun kusipaa" are
quite valid Finnish swear words. An example of a
´stacked´ swear word is: "Voi helvetin saatanan vitun
paskiainen!", which is quite a heavy insult. The longer,
the prettier. :-)
Note that in these two last examples there were words ´helvetin´, ´saatanan´
and ´vitun´. They are derived from the basic forms above by applying the
Finnish genetive. Those three words could be translated as hell´s, satan´s
and cunt´s, but in English this seems rather meaningless.
Suksi vittuun - Ski into a cunt
Vedae vittu paeaehaen - Draw a cunt over your head
Ime munaa, runkkari - Suck cock, wanker
Swedish
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Jaevlar (lit: something to do with the devil)
Satan (lit: something to do with satan)
Helvete (lit: something to do with hell)
Fan (lit: something to do with the devil)
These can be combined (stacked?) into a sentence like "Dra aat helvete, ditt
satans jaevla fittsvin" which of course is (lit): "Go to hell, you satan
devil
cunt pig". Not beautiful, but it´s a way of communicating :-)
Normal amiericanisation is applied, so "mammaknullare" is of course
"motherfucker". When i last listened to some 12 year olds, the swearword
most
used was "Fuck". Must be due the fact that we subtitle american movies...
sug min kuk - suck my dick
dra aat helvete - fuck you (Lit. go to hell)
jaevla roevhaal - fucking asshole (lit. devil asshole)
knulla - fuck (Knulla do mostly represent the sexual activity, not often
used as a swear word unless its a sexualt activity that is sweared about. A kid
using his Nintendo often screams "knulla" as a sign of disappointment when
he loses a game. Don´t ask me why.
kuk - dick
fitta - cunt
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a = a in hat, cat
e = e in very, let
An a with a ring on top (written as aa in "aat" and "haal" is pronounced =
eau
An a with two dots on top (written as ae in "jaevlar") is pronounced = air
An o with two dots on top (written as oe in "roev) is pronounced = learn
All characters are always pronounced, i e "helvete" is "hell" + vet" + "eh"
Norweigan
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* Phonetics:
* letter ´a´ is normally pronounced like the english phoneme ´ah´
* letter ´e´ is ´eh´
* ´:´ is used to show long vowels like ´ah:´
* "´" is placed after the syllable which should have the emphasis
Obviously, swear words are used by different kinds of people, and in
different situations. ´Up north´ the people are much better at creating
really creative new compound swearwords, while people living in Oslo´s
West End would consider anything worse than a meek ´fillern´ as incredibly
vulgar :-)
drittsek - shitbag
( Directed at life in general, after banging your finger with a hammer )
fillern [feel´ehrn] - oops (rather mild swear-word)
faen [fah:ehn] - the devil
(Alternative spelling/pronunciation: Fan [Fah:n], Fankern [Fahnkehrn]
Somewhat stronger. Used like the derivates of ´fuck´ in the US,
suitably as an adverb or adjective in many situations :-)
Helvete [Heh:l´veh the] - Hell (Strong, but not uncommon. Used as ´Faen´)
( Comments about people )
Drittsekk [Dreettt saeck] - Shitbag (Fairly mild)
Rasstapp [rahss tahpp] - Ass tap (or ass ´faucet´, I guess)
Rasshol [rahss hoe:l] (The ´o´ should have a slash across it) - Asshole
( Stronger personal comments, use at own risk )
( Norwegian vikings still knows how to beat your brains out :-)
Fitte [Feett´eh] Cunt
Pikk [Peeck´] - Dick
Kukk [coock´] - Cock
(The vowel can be incredibly long when pronunced by a northerner)
In southern Norway, the following "soft" sayings are considered very strong:
kjaere folk - dear people
kjaere deg - dear you
Tamil
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wakara pundek - I want to fuck your sister
Estonian
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* Encoding estonian special letters:
* u" -- german u-umlaut
* o" -- german o-umlaut
* a" -- a-umlaut (as in english word "and")
* o~ -- o-tilde (vocal between o and o-umlaut)
ka"i kuradile! - go ahead (Lit. go to devil)
kuradi munn - " " " (Lit. devil´s penis)
kuradi puts - very strong swearing (no transl.) (Lit. devil´s cunt)
kurat vo~tku [..ttkuh] - fuck you (Lit. let devil takes it)
kurat, saatan [..tt..] - devil
kusema/pissima (v) - to piss
mine persse! - go ahead (Lit. go into ass)
mine vittu - fuck off (Lit. go into cunt)
munn [..n´n]/tu"ra - penis
nussima [..s´s..]/nikkuma (v) - to fuck
piss/kusi - piss
raisk (adj) - rotted
sitt - shit
sittuma (v) - to shit
vitt/puts [put´s] - cunt
Arabic
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nikomak [Neek-oh-mack] - fuck your mother
Hindi
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chutia - pussy (in a "you are stupid" context)
gaandu [gone doo w/curl on first syl] - asshole
mah-der chod - mother fucker
tatti [tatai] - shit
CHOD : fuck
Maadarchod ( extended aa ) : Mother fucker
